Shelly Bort is funny.
No, Shelly Bort is hysterical.
Shelly Bort is my friend.
No, Shelly Bort is my virtual friend.
We have never met, but if maybe someday we did, she would make me a video like this for Christmas. Her faces are pricesless, as are her genius lyrics:
Five Chandlier Bings!
As my gift to you, I give you my Shelly.