Press Conference with Paris Hilton

As you have all heard, or maybe ignored, Paris Hilton has yet again found herself in the arms of the Las Vegas Police Department. As this is such a joyous occassion, let's all take a moment to reflect on the genius that is

Lesli Margherita playing Paris Hilton.

My favorite moment is when she gets all sentimental and says :

"I would not be just a nuthin'. My bra all full uh stuffin'. My nose full of cocaine.

Then perhaps you'd deserve me and be even worthy ERV Me. . .

It seriously one of the most genius improvs of my life! And I wish to share it all with you!

Enjoy my darling, dear, and totally freakin insane friend:

Lesli Margherita!

Watch the full video here.

Fashionable Late Homework

Dear Sussy, beloved sister of my dear musical MiM, has a photography school online. In my free time, I decided, why not brush up on Babies, Toddlers and teens?

Cue a slew of Dr's appointments, physical therapy, massages, loads of driving, and a lack of friends with child models to borrow, and a 4 day trip to California.

I find myself, long after the course has ended, just now posting shots from the one time I was able to actually get a shoot in.

Just for the record. . . Nicole's Classes are brilliant.

I, on the otherhand, am not.

Good thing the babies always are!

Give a Girl a Break, Latifah!

Yoo-hoo!

Queenie!

Yes, Miss Latifah, I'm talking to you. Give a girl a break and sing this with my lovely Katie Thompson, so that she can stop looking schizo trying to sing both parts!

She is genius, and I think a petition is in order!

Please sign your name below, and we will collect gum wrappers with Katie's name written on them to throw at Queen Latifah everytime we see her.

I think that should get the message through!

Oh, Martha!

I swear, even Martha Stewart can make dog poop look cute!

I just got an email from Petsmart announcing the new Martha Stewart Doggie Line, and I'm dying!

I wanna run out and buy it all!

Perfect timing as I was looking for some new duds for Penny! Can't you just imagine her in this little robe after bathtime?

Some of my other favorite accessories include the bone embroidered microfiber bath set, and the fashion carrier which for once actually looks fashionable!

Penny is gonna be one stylin' pup!

Help me Pick my top!

Tomorrow I have a just-for-fun audition

(just to keep up the practice of the art of the audition.)

It's for Oklahoma. As part of my preparation for the call back, I watch the West End DVD of the show Starring the sexiest man who shall ever inhabit the earth, Hugh Jackman. I could jist Die!

Anyway, after much debate over my ensembluh for tomaruh I've decided to put it to a vote!

It will have to be quick, cause I am leaving the house at 10am tomorrow! So vote away, share your opinions and gimme the hard truth. (Plus please forgive the no make up, no lady support and late night sleepy eyes in the shots. You know I'm so perdy anyway.)

Here are the options:

A: simple sweet vintage

B: Short Vintage finished dress

C: Simple and not wanting to draw attention, but beautiful in her solid color.

D: This simple skirt created the perfect vivacious contrast with this shirt!

Two of the same skirt, Two Different lives!

Now, VOTE!

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The Little Black (White & Red) Coat

First off,

let me just apologize for my absense in the last few months. I was injured while performing in NY and have been home recovering. The days have just slipped away, but there is so much silver lining in this rain cloud. More updates will be on the way as I make my way back to some semblance of normal.

Today, I was tempted to spend $288 plus tax on this coat. Those anthropologie kids certain do know how to tempt a girl!

As a photographer and designer, I am also a little obsessed with this framing idea! I must play and figure it out.

As for the coat, I will pray for a price drop before the temperature drops, for I don't know if I can make it through the fall without this beauty!!

baci,

kat