"It's an Alaia! An A-What-A?"

I was scanning apartment #34's killer wish list today, when I came across these gorgeous darlings!

They're made by a "totally important designer."

If only they weren't $2,375!

Maybe if I had a super wealthy benefactor who wished to pamper me. hmmm.

If you are said benefactor, click here to purchase.

Overnight shipping please!

Speaking of Cynthia Rowley

How much am I drooooooling over this insanely

gorgeous dress from her Spring Collection!

Yes, please!!

WHAT? Bloomer explosion

Can anyone explain this to me??

Why would you want to walk around in your panties?

Even if you have the most amazing legs in the world, can anyone honestly explain why you would wear these, especially styled in the middle of a forrest, in boots and a scarf. Aren't you girls a little chilly?

But the trend is everywhere, from Project Runway to my beloved Cynthia Rowley.

It's not summer, and honestly, it just ain't cute, kids!

I honestly just don't get it.

But, if you got the legs and the comprehension for why, by all means do. . . .

Just do it in the Carribean or somewhere tropical.

Thanx.